Captain Stupendous is a lover, and a father.
Probably in that order.
His once idyllic (idyllic meaning she didn't catch on about the
cheating) marriage to Mrs. Mind crumbled a few years ago. Although
he enjoys being a bachelor, watching Mrs. Mind put her life back
together has really taken its toll on him.
Captain Stupendous and Mrs. Mind's eldest son.
A chip off the old block, Kid Liberty is a superhero extraordinaire
just coming into his own. He's got every quality you could want in a
superhero, and then some. Sort of. But I can't tell you yet.
Seriously, you'll see. Read.
She's a clairvoyant and a psychic, but somehow
it took her almost a decade to catch onto the captain's
philandering. How ha accomplished that remains a mystery even to
However, Mrs. Mind (formerly Mrs. Mind-Stupendous) isn't one to
linger on the past. Recently, she found the perfect guy in Steve
Weatherby. Sure, he's only a human, but the stability and kindness
are a nice break from Captain Stupendous (who thinks "good luck next
time" is acceptable pillow talk).
The youngest child of Mrs. Mind and Captain
Stupendous, Tesla is still in the midst of high school.
Although she's an interesting girl and relatively pretty, she's had
trouble fitting in. Something about being able to kill people on a
whim turns off most of the would-be suitors. Go figure.
Steve Weatherby is a nice guy. He owns and
operates a small psychiatric office. He's kind, loving, and sane.
Essentially, he is the opposite of Captain Stupendous, and the
perfect second husband for Mrs. Mind (soon to be Mrs.
Ron is Captain Stupendous and Mrs. Mind's
middle child. He has no superpowers. Who cares?
Maine Event is the only superhero ever to come
out of Maine.
Although a tough crime fighter, he's also a regular church attendee
and a wonderful father to his 2.5 kids (the .5 being a lobster)
Mephisto is an ancient evil from time
immemorial. He is a soulless abomination, walking the earth until
judgment day, seeking only to bring misery and pain to those around
Needless to say, he's a hit with the ladies.
The Dapper Flapper
Mrs. Mind's mom. The Dapper Flapper was a great
superhero back in the 20's, but has now settled in to watching TV.,
popping pills, and being generally dissatisfied with any course of
action her daughter takes.
Though not exactly a super villain of high
aspirations, Thunderclap manages to cause problems here and there.
Mostly, he likes to get drunk and threaten people, which is... you
know... fairly unpleasant.
The Math Teacher
Remember when that young, attractive, naive
teacher you had when you were in high school? Yeah, me neither. But,
here she is.
You know that guy who never got to go to prom
and never had a date except for that one through a dating service
when he was 36? Well, he's on the on the prowl, and looking for a
special kind of love - a different kind of love.