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February 28, 2007

posted by: Mr. Jones

Gee Zach, you drive a hard bargain.

O.K., I just went out to buy a stamp to send you all the site's proceeds, but unfortunately I just spent them all in doing so.

Lemmie see how much lint I can dig out of my bellybutton tonight, and I'll shove it all an envelope for you tomorrow.

 

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February 28, 2007

posted by: Mr. Weiner

Chris, I just checked with our lawyer. We got to talking and decided we're going to sue you.

We want all the website revenue thusfar (yeah, BOTH quarters) dellivered over immediately. In addition, 100% of all pennies, nickels, lint, and buttons earned from this website are heretofore to be sent directly to our lawyer (I can't really afford his rates).

Oh, also, he wanted me to say: If you're planning on countersuing, he's really good at that too.

 

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February 28, 2007

posted by: Mr. Jones

It's dinner time at the Excelsior household! Please be aware that the Captain is NOT eating his spaghetti properly. Remember kids, this is just a comic. Do not try this at home.

Neither Zach nor I can be held responsible if you eat incorrectly and become seriously stained and/or maimed whilst doing so.

Trust me, I checked with our lawyer.

 

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